...you have no idea what day of the week it is,
let alone the actual number that is associated with said day.
...you never pee alone.
...you find yourself showering, scrubbing toilets, or folding laundry at 10pm
...there's some sort of babyness on your shirt and you
actually debate not changing.
...you talk about poop. a lot.
...the names of your favorite tv shows all have rhymes.