Falling for the Fair

Family fun day exists....

so thankful to have my parents and miss O to share it with this time:)

So so much to be thankful for:)

Hope you all have a wonderful thanksgiving!!!

Oreos are enough

Rub-a-dub

Two little boys in the tub :)

 There are these moments that are waiting along the poop-stained path of parenthood

 that make all the dirty diapers, week old sippy cup finds, and leg flailing temper tantrums worthwhile.

This is one of those.

Beat the Heat

Summer is finally here!!

and it's going to be a big one.

mr. big is big enough to do a lot of things this year, so there will be a whole lot of doing going on. 

picnic things, beach things, water game things, fun summer food things, soccer things, 

adventures and ice cream and boats oh my!

Seeing as it has taken so long to get here, we're going to have to cram it all in,

but that's okay, it will all fit...

Wishing you sunny skies and low low low low humidity!

Enjoy your weekend my friends:)

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ps - though i'm not here all that often these days, you can always catch me on INSTAGRAM !

He Said She Said v.2

The insanity continues...


Me: "Hey do you want to go outside or what?"
Jake: "What."

After Jake lets out a bunch of farts:
Me: "Was that you farting?"
Jake: "Maybe a little bit mommy, a little tiny bit."

Dr. Nails still hung up on the unicorn thing:  

"I can't believe people don't believe there were unicorns, what the hell do they think a narwhale is?!

Yeah, there's giant fish with a horn but it's impossible for horses to have them? Come on!"

Jake after soaking his pants, socks and even filling his rain boots with pee:
"I pee outside like Hannah!!"

We were on our way home speeding along at about 80kph
Dr. Nails while driving, both hands on the wheel and wearing sunglasses: "Look at that!"
Me frantically looking left then right then back again: "Where? What?"
Dr: "Man you're bad at that, you should practise."

J: "I need wash my hands"
Me: "Why?"
J: "I hab pee on dem."
of course. why else?

After a day of botched conversations between myself and the dear Dr:
Dr Nails: "communication between us it at an all-time low."
In order to avoid any more confusion I simply nodded my agreement.
Unfortunately he wasn't looking at me....

But hey, here's looking at you : )

Disclaimer:  All conversations were in jest, no feelings were harmed in the making of this blog post.

Elmo vs. Dorothy

Weird sh#t my kid does was my alternate title...
This is the scene that awaited me on the couch the other morning:

I guess he thought Elmo was hungry?

( For those of you who aren't up to date on Sesame Street,
Elmo's best friend is a fish named Dorothy.  Oh the irony. )

Dirty Baby Soup

Another episode....

Because the funny stuff always seems to happen in the tub : )

Happy Friday!!!!

'Round the hood...

...hillbilly style.

The family vehicles,
'cause that's just how we roll...

Meet Me at the Bike Racks

Mud Man

What happens when you leave the lid off the sandbox....

 You get a mud baby. Twice.