Dr. Nails asked me today if I wanted to go swimming with him. I asked where he wanted to go - obviously forgetting about the growing bump that I have recently procured and the horrors a bikini might bring to one in such a delicate state of mind as I am in at the moment. Oh, and not to mention the fact that it was raining cats and dogs outside with a chance of thunder and lightning.
Sadly, this was his answer:
But on the brighter side of the foundation - we always talked about putting a pool in the basement!
How many millimetres are in 5 feet of water?