It's 8:30am...

 I have been up for 2 and a half hours already. 

There has been no less than 2 diaper explosions; someone big went pee on the potty but forgot to
tuck it in, so pee went everywhere except in the potty;
someone little peed while being changed, peeing on the change table, me and all over himself;
I have had poop on both hands, am exhausted, and if I hear anyone yelling "naked boy! naked boy! naked boy!"
followed by "Mommy clean it" one more time....

Fast forward a few days....

Once again it is 8:30 am, 8:24 to be exact. I have had small hands touch me after said small hands have been in pee; 

i have been barfed all over, then peed on while applying lotion to someone little. 

Unfortunately I wasn't quite paying attention at this exact moment, and thus applied not just lotion but pee also.  

Don't judge me. I am easily distracted by naked boys threatening to poop.

There has already been a bath and i have 5 loads of laundry to do, two of which are from this morning alone....

And that is all before 9am. Welcome to my day..

I get slobbered on, peed on, barfed on.

I clean pee off toilet seats, poop out of carpets and unidentifiable substances out of the couch.

I do uncountable loads of laundry, clean the toilet multiple times a day,

and don't even get me started on the kitchen...

But i get this:

And it's all. completely. worth it : )