He Said She Said

Documenting the ridiculousness that is our life,
one conversation at a time...

Trying to lure Jake into helping me with the laundry (a long time favorite job)
Me:  "Baby, can you please come help me with the laundry?"
Him:  "Mommy do it herself."
(this has since become a favorite phrase, along with "Mommy get it.")

While discussing Narwhales with Dr. Nails:

Me: "I didn't know that was a real animal."

Him: "Of course it's real, I think that unicorns are real too, i mean they had to come from somewhere right?"

Me: "Yeah, but Spiderman came from somewhere too, like someone's head. Are you saying you believe in unicorns?"

Him: "Well when you put it like that it doesn't sound that cool..."

Jake after throwing a dinky car at my head:

"Hello mommy, i love you, kiss"

Dr. Nails:  "I'm going to save these last 4 meatballs for later."
Me:  "And there's 3 more in the pan for you."
Him:  "Awesome, that makes 5."
Me:  "um, ok..."

Jake when the lego's wouldn't co-operate, throws one against the wall in a fit of rage:
 "f#*! it"  (Whoopsie)

I don't think this requires any words:

Thank God one of them can't talk yet....